Onto some more Crap.

Anyway I write and I'm currently in the middle of like six stories but I update slowly because I get bored without encouragement. I love to read and you can find me on Wattpad.com as helluh15. But when I'm not reading or writing you would probably find me playing some medieval rpg xbox game or riding my dirt bike.  Maybe playing with my bearded dragon, or quite possibly carrying a loaded shotgun to fend off creeper neighbors. On a random note I was just explaining to my brother the way my insults work, If you are female you are a "Sexstick" if male a "Sexhole." Maybe if you look at me weird I'll laugh and yell "Rapeface!" Or if you're too close yet not really threatening "Raper!" But beside all that nonsense I'm a pretty nice person...most of the time.....some times......Ok not very often but hey I'm a female, we're all bitches deep down. Well, that's it for now, bye!

Ever Wonder?

So today I learned elephants are the only mammal with four knees and that they can not jump. Then I spent an hour imagining elephants trying to jump, it's quite sad really. But alas when thinking of elephants it seems giraffes are always in the back of your mind. Every giraffe step is fifteen feet long. FIFTEEN! That's like.....three of me! Ahh I seem to be rambling so while I am on the ricochet train I might as well tell you that zebras have great night vision. Well it's time for me to sleep. Bye!

About Me.

First things first you need to know I am quite odd. I enjoy things most people don't on purpose. I enjoy the things you don't for the mere pleasure of saying I am different. I've had a rough life and this is my first blog so it will mostly be a bunch of random crap that doesn't matter but hey! maybe one of you will enjoy it right?